Kevin Spacey: Yeah, what in the heck is going on? You're already in, I mean what's going on with you buddy? You were late! How can you be late for a live show? It's completely unprofessional!
Andy Samberg: Look. I am really sorry but I can explain.
Kevin Spacey: I'll save it! I am not buying it!
Andy Samberg: I...I was in a cab on the way to the show. OK? But I guess Kofi Annan is making a speech to the UN. So traffic was terrible. So I decided to take the subway. And on the subway. And you know those bald strip performance guys who paint themselves gold and ask for change?
Kevin Spacey: Yeah.
Andy Samberg: Well, there were two of them on my train. And they got in a fight.So I have to give the statement to a pair of police officers, because I was the only person there. Well, me and some bum who looked like the red fox. He was so drunk that I didn't know he was saying anything. Anyway. Finally I get to 30 Rock, and who gets on my elevator - Stone Phillips, and here is the thing, my mom is a huge Stone Philips fan. And I missed mother's day so I had to get an autograph. And I really sorry. But you know what? Do you like radio head?
Kevin Spacey: Yeah.
Andy Samberg: Cause I have a couple of tickets to the show next week. I will feel so much better about this if you take them. Because as soon as I saw you, I feel guilty.
Kevin Spacey: Well, that's okay. That...that's very nice, Andy. You know. I am sorry I am so hard on you.
Andy Samberg: That's okay. I appreciate that you are understanding. See ya!
Kevin Spacey: Alright.
Kevin Spacey: Nice kid.
(A photo of Kofi Annan hangs on the wall...)
(A subway submarine sandwich...)
(A photo of Kevin Spacey holding 2 Oscar awards...)
(A pear and an album of the Police...)
(A specimen of red fox...)
(A stone and a Phillips screwdriver...)
(A radio and a skull...)
Kevin Spacey: How do I not see that?!
"Eye saw ewe, I felt gill tea." XDDDDDDDDD
Kevin Spacey: SAMBERG!!!
John Doe: Oh, um, Mr. Spacey, this fax came for you.
Kevin Spacey: DAMN YOU SAMBERG!!!
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